Those silly Russians are at it again! This time, Supreme Leader Putin is resurrecting the prolific dictator Joseph Stalin. In a misguided attempt to boost patriotism, (as well as ride the Zombie popularity wave,) Putin is planning a promotional blitzkrieg with the newly re-animated corpse, who reportedly has regained limited speech abilities.
"Stalin and I are going to bring Mother Russia back to the forefront of world politics. I dont see those rotund Americans re-animating corpses, do you?"
-Vladimir Putin
"I touched a flower one time."
-Zombie Stalin
"Zombie Stalin gives killer b'rubs!"
-Vladimir Putin
"I went to the store and ate all the cherry pies."
-Zombie Stalin
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